1)Lose my only pair of glasses while kayaking.
2)Have someone throw me my camera across a river.
3)Throw someone my camera across the same river it just got dropped in.
4)Walk home alone at night in the snow with only a light sweater.
5)Tell a bunch of lesbians I'm straight...then bring over my girlfriend.
6)Jump into a moving train.
7)Pick up things from the railroad tracks at 3am.
8)Accidentally seduce sleazy boys.
9)Drink with people I don't trust.
10)Go sledding down a hill WITHOUT a sled/sled substitute.
11)Take many more pills than I should.
12)Drive after taking said pills.
13)Eat frozen dinners with the stomach flu.
14)Let a drunk person cut my hair.
15)Drink large quantities of alcohol in a very short time.
16)Hit a pole on my bike going really fast by a busy road.
17)Cut/Burn.
18)Play DDR with my socks on.
19)Play Wii Boxing without supervision.
20)Raise children that aren't mine.
21)Hit people that don't deserve it.
22)Drink milk past the expiration date.
23)Own a knife with a flip switch and a broken lock.
24)Date a violent man.
25)Wish for things I don't really want.
26)Repeatedly date a guy who makes me feel like crap.
27)Tempt Karma.
28)Start fires in coffee cans on a bed.
29)Ignore good advice even when I know it's good advice.
30)Tell people I'm NOT ticklish.
31)Cook while really drunk without glasses on.
32)Jump off the roof with a bad knee.
33)Hit a yellow jacket with a plastic baseball bat.
34)Play tag in a a grave yard at night with no moon.
35)Put sugar in Vanilla Vodka.
36)Sing karaoke to songs I've never heard while intoxicated.
37)Play "Two for Flinching" with people who will actually punch you in the face.
38)Stay up for 4 days straight.
39)Climb headfirst through a window that falls out.
40)Walk in an attic with holes in the floor that I can't see.